Just some quotes - no proper update yet

Work:

Some random customer/phone dealer: I've got a guy in the shop whose got a damaged handset as he accidently put it in his washing machine.
Me: His washing machine?
Guy: Yeah, he left it in the pocket and forgot about it. It's not working at all

Ahmed: [having only just noticed that I had been standing behind him ready to jab him in the neck - it's something wierd we do on a saturday] Ah! That's scary
Me: [laughs] You should know that one by now
Ahmed: Yeah it's just a bit freaky when you stand behind me and make your funny sounds.

Ahmed: You know you've turned a lot more wierd and freaky since you started Uni

Ahmed: [talking to a customer about infer-red on the handset]Look you have to make sure that the handset you're doing it with.... (he nearly killed me when I started laughing at that remark)

Uni:

Noel: Were you the lot who were here when I got in trouble with the room checkers? (aka people who randomly look into the rooms to see when they are being used)
Someone: No
Noel: Well - rant I can't quite recall - and I had just said f**k off and the guy just opened the door at the exact same minuet

(another Dr Who for poor Graham)

Anna: How were you in America last night
Lee: Cause he's Dr Who!
Me, Jack, Mark, Anna and someone else: [start chuckling]
Graham: No, what it was I have a friend in America and I can access their computer from here via a direct link

General life:

Mam: I'm taking you and your card shopping for clothes
Me: Okay

(shopping with mam at TK Max and I saw this lovely dress but couldn't get the back to fasten whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *cries*)

Mam: It's not going to go Ryu, we'll have to wait until they get the next stock in

(later on in Matalanes)
Me: You just have a homing sense for when it's time for me to come and shop here don't you?
Mam: I was in with your Granny yesterday
Me: And wandering around going Ryu, ryu ryu by any chance?
Mam: In TK Max I was

(from the anime night)

(all in ref to Gravy - if I get the spellings wrong don't kill me)
Kal: His balls have dropped (ref to Toma, Ryuichi and the third band member - I forget name)

Kal: (explain Suichi's japanese voice actor) No what it is, in the japanese version Suichi's voice keeps on getting higher and higher and he becomes more whiny with Yuki, Yuki Yuki all the time
Me: Yeah if your not careful you have to turn the volume down on him

(in ref to Dragon Drive)
Kal: Who wants to bet that the dragon is the coolest character
Me: More than likely

Chibi: (the dragon's name turns out to be Chibi) Great I'm a sleeping dragon now

(at anime soicety - today)
Me: Chibi is sweep

Kamo, Kal, the guy and me: (at various different stages) It's Digimon on speed/LSD/acid

(in ref to ZOE and back to anime night)
Kal: Oh I remember this ep now

EDIT:

Kal: I forgot how much fun ZOE was

Man I'm too tired to continue right now. Still it's sorta an update. Hopefully I'll get a better one done later....if I ever wake up